*giggle giggle giggle*
Heh. Feel free to try this proven technique for defending your home and life!
(Meanwhile, I'm gonna be over here grabbing my cutlass or a chair or something to beat the ever living daylights outta some Socially Disadvantaged Critter...)
posted by Soldier Grrrl @ 9:58 PM
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If someone breaks into my house, I will call 911 and send some friends to investigate. The friends are 9mm (a small but quick fellow), 45ACP (an individual with a long resume in home security) and/or 357 magnum (an anti-social individual who will express my displeasure to these rude individuals).
Heh, years ago, when my three kids were small, my then-husband was out of town when someone came pounding on my front door at 3 am screaming "let me in, let me in, they have a gun!" I yelled, So do I" and called 911. I explained the situation while the guy continued to pound and kick my front door, and the dispatcher told me she was sorry, they couldn't send anyone because they were working a big accident and to call back if he actually made entry to the house. I told her that the next call she'd get would be reporting shots fired because I would have killed the SOB if he had managed to kick in my door. The beautiful sound the slide makes when putting a round in the chamber was enough to get the guy to quit kicking the door, and my last comment to 911 had not one, but two, patrol cars in my front yard in a matter of minutes.
Turns out the moron had given some guys a ride and they pulled a gun on him and stole his car, but there was no way I was letting him in my house to find out.
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